Animals can speak. And thanks to a nifty little app I downloaded, I now speak animal!
“Say what?” says the hind.
“Hey, mister Heron…” “What’s the matter, darling?”
“Have you seen those two bipeds? The one with the camera looks a bit weird”.
“Don’t you worry dear, I’ll keep an eye on him. He looks big, but I did Aikido in high school school. Just hide behind me”.
“See? that scared him off. Gotta go. Laters!”
“Can you change the background with Photoshop, George? I’m normally in Mauritius this time of the year but with all this lockdown nonsense I’m afraid I’ll be stuck in Twickers all summer. I know, ghastly”.
“Hey, sir! Want to see something cool?”
“Hey, I’m talking to you! Stop looking at those stupid ducks and check this out!”
“Look, look! No front legs!”
“Ho ho ho, I’m a biped! It’s funny, innit? I look like you!”
“Lend me your binoculars?”
The man did not turn round. But somebody else was impressed.